MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. They learn firsthand that leaving their home puts them at the mercy of monstrous sandworms, and they figure out how to access the afterlife's central offices by drawing a door on a wall. When Adam and Barbara first turn down his services, he refuses to take no for an answer, and later in the film he finds his way back into the heart of the drama when he attempts to marry Lydia. Adam, we need a door. BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) holding her injured arm with the other hand. But don't worry Bella, things are about to get interesting once you meet *him*. I don't know what just happened. People dont read. And life! LYDIA: I dont know! One of the most famous movies of the 1980s, Beetlejuice, is a classic American fantasy comedy released in 1988. Theyre gonna be my new best friends! Living girl! But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! https://www.scripts.com/script.php?id=beetlejuice_274&p=10, https://www.scripts.com/script/beetlejuice_274. With a lovely family inside. Yes, its been very creepy. This book is dangerous! <>/ExtGState<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 10 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S/StructParents 1>>
Beebleboose! Yes book? Maybe, we can help each other! April 24, 2023 Quotes by Igor. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. Did I hear the dinner bell? And now were all alone. Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! Dead Mom loved our house. But hey. I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. Okay, new plan. Well, we can take care of that. Youre leaving me? Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. Growing up in the late '80s/early '90s, watching Beetlejuice with your friends was pretty much a rite of passage. Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! Bernard looks down at his shrimp, WIDER -- All the guests are punched by the shrimp, back. I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. Their talents, That is the purpose of Script to Screen, a series on GITS where we analyze a memorable movie scene and the script pages that inspired it. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. But you wanted your mommy. %PDF-1.5
ADAM: Kill?!??!? Ooohh? AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! Thats great! Im going to find mom! ), ADAM: Somebody do something! In the immediate aftermath of Betelgeuse's arrival, Otho's mystical sance is disrupted and the Maitlands are able to move around of their own free will again. (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. Knock three times. Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? ADAM: Chapter one! <>/Metadata 8096 0 R/ViewerPreferences 8097 0 R>>
ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. We invisibles have to stick together! CHARLES: OkayOtho! Hes here! BEETLEJUICE: Fine! BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? You are like ice! Put er there! When Lydia asks for help, Betelgeuse says that by being married to a mortal, he'll be able to spend as much time in the world of the living as he wants, but it's never made clear why that's something he really wants. BARBARA: It was SO hard! You know what would make all this even more awesome? I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. 19 of 19 found this interesting | We are father, daughter, and Delia. When Adam and Barbara first attempt to leave their home, they find themselves in a large desert-like space that Betelgeuse himself later refers to as Saturn. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. <>
After Betelgeuse makes his first attack on the Deetzes, Delia and Charles get an idea in their heads about transforming their new home into a tourist stop for ghost enthusiasts. I thought I was bringing my mom back! After all that work and sacrifice, you might expect them to try and hold onto the house forever, but despite how "Beetlejuice" ends, there's one fairly solid indication that before too long, the Deetzes will leave Winter River behind. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Do you understand what Im proposing? ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Oldest trick in the book! LYDIA: I have a mother! None of the characters comment on the sudden change to the house, but the reasoning behind it actually seems pretty clear. Everything was the way it used to be. Obviously the film never saw the light of day, but the existence of the screenplay gives a small hint to what Lydia and her family might have been doing after the original film ended. BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! LYDIA: I really like you guys. Im a fraud! BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! What are you talking about. Barbara! Hide! In early 1985, Wilson brought Lewis Beetlejuice and asked her to read it. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. Where are you going? Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! But I swear to you, we will. CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! You! BARBARA: Yeah! IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! She was my world, too Lydia. endstream
Im not going anywhere! Whatd you do!? They. Were going to play a little game! OH! BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. Our whole life is in that house. Adorable! LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. He's got a great AHHH! Welcome to our model home. Though "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" never got made, the specter of a "Beetlejuice" sequel has been haunting Hollywood ever since. But hes my monster. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! Couple of five-star reviews. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! Rather than write a ghost story about a family haunted by Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? All this time she's been. My names not Otho! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. (a beat.) LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Here goes nothing. Promise me we can talk about her. He is so mean to me! (more chase.) LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. It really doesn't seem like he did anything Lydia couldn't have done on her own, but considering she's just a kid, she gets a pass on impulsive decision making. endobj
Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Whos there? DELIA: Doubt. No matter what Delia and Charles tell their rich friends, the Deetzes will appear unhinged to everyone else. LYDIA: I want you to stay. Web. ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. Can I bring her back? If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! endobj
Prrokie! Ill do it. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! It was like the perfect dad joke! 8 0 obj
Second row, right there! (an idea.) And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Hold on! Are you all right? Thank you for being here. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. DELIA: Nope! ROCKET is standing on the bridge staring into the water. BEETLEJUICE Finished? Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? My name is Lydia Deetz. ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. CHARLES: Lydia! ADAM: Oh yeah? So mean. 8ER3o(Rq"clvHS"6iElP:Q-S2S2zPQ];=SkZBJ#rpB\Yrp0>Y* P~h0wK6aD-
:QwFs@pSt*B[.WS3>:Q)t/{\L*q8a1? And the teacher was Wiccan! CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! But together, well make him see! Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. Lets get that book open. Besides, Delia might already be eyeballing a piece of property in Hawaii. Beyond that, the Maitlands are basically guessing their way through the entire film. Adam, youre boring. Lets chop off his head. I am angry! There's lots of cool stuff in there! Sometimes puppet shows are sad. As her friends are decaying before her eyes, Lydia panics, and the only thing that she can think to do to save them is ask Betelgeuse for help. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! Before Warren Skaaren stepped in to rework the film's script, screenwriter Michael McDowell had envisioned a very different limbo for "Beetlejuice." The movie has already shown that Betelgeuse has a particularly difficult time getting to enter the world of the living to cause mischief. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. Yup, thats the one. $16.99. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Well be right back. Lady, you're forgetting something! Wait, why aren't you dancing? OH! Skaaren called for R&B music in his version of the script, but Catherine O'Hara suggested that they consider using calypso music instead. MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Maxie Dean loves shrimp! Big beautiful brains. BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! Are you trying to skip the line? AH AH AH AH!). CHARLES: Lydia! ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Uh, hey! But a genuine haunted house? <>
I love old books. Ive already been to hell and back. WebBeetlejuice : [ to Lydia, about the owner of the finger he pulled out of a wedding ring ] I'm tellin' ya, honey, she meant nothin' to me. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. BEETLEJUICE: No. About Lydia. See that tiny little house up there? I call it The Soulbox. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! Smash. DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! Lydia develops a close relationship with Adam and Barbara, and they're really the only people that she seems to have any connection to.
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